Puppy Busted for Spying on Neighbors

Puppy Busted for Spying on Neighbors

A puppy named Clarence was discovered spying on his neighbors through a crack in the fence separating their properties yesterday and has been charged with misdemeanor voyeurism and fined $500.

“He’s a deviant,” said Allison Nocita, who lives next door to the dog and claims to have seen him spying before but never moved fast enough for police to catch him the act. “He’s always watching me and my family. I don’t like it.”

For his part, Clarence claims that he was not spying on the Nocita family, but instead on their birds.

“They happen to have a pear tree in their backyard which is home to a very tasty, er, rare, family of warblers,” said James Warner, Clarence’s lawyer. “My client was merely getting a better look at the birds. He’s an avid… uh… ornithologist.”

Via Beaumonth.