

Numerous reports from Duluth, GA indicate that a local puppy named Oscar is literally getting anything he wants. So far the dog has been given a bag of Snausages, twelve rawhide bones, an unlimited play card at Dave & Busters, and the key to the city.
“It’s his face,” said Anne Steadman, a source close to the situation. “I mean, just look at it. No, not directly at it! Are you crazy?”
Local authorities have been unable to bring the pup under control, but have been providing him with daily belly rubs and a police escort to and from the dog park.
Oscar could not be reached for comment.
Via biggus_minitula.
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