Local Puppy Laments the End of Summer
A Cincinnati, OH pup named Ellie is “totally bummed” about summer ending, according to sources close to the situation.
“She had just started her leaf collection,” says Ray Stonewall. “I mean, there will be plenty of leaves in September, but I don’t think she’s really into the brown ones.”
Submitted by Kristin Lasita.
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