Puppy Discovers New Element

Puppy Discovers New Element

Kaiser Whitaker, a local area puppy and doctoral student in the field of applied physical chemisty at MIT, has discovered a new element.  "Barkchewium,“ as it is being called while awaiting official designation from the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry, is the densest element ever discovered.

"We found that Barkchewium is so dense,” said Dr. Amos Trujillo, the head of Whitaker’s doctoral dissertation committee, “that Kaiser was able to chew on it for over a week without damaging it at all.  It’s really exciting.”

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