BREAKING: Puppy Slays Dragon After Epic Battle
In what witnesses are calling an epic beast vs. beast showdown, a puppy named Gracie defeated a fearsome dragon that threatened the suburbs of western Long Island on Monday.
“It was terrifying,” says Bill Folsom, an area resident. “This pink dragon came out of nowhere. I thought we were doomed. Thank God for Gracie. She took that beast down.”
Submitted by Lauren McCullough.
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