Puppy Indicted on Malicious Chewing Charges
A puppy in Chicago, IL has been indicted on charges of chewing with intent to destroy. According to the indictment the puppy was caught by police chewing on a fanny pack. When asked by the arresting officer if his intent was to open the pack or to chew it to pieces, the puppy just barked in response. A trial date will be set next week.
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