Feds Reign in Puppy’s Crime Spree
The FBI press service announced Sunday that notorious puppy gangster Wrinkles McGuff has been taken into custody.
“After countless mangled shoes and carpet stains, McGuff’s spree of terrible behavior has come to and end,” read the press release. “He has been detained in a Federal facility, pending arraignment.”
There is no word yet on a court date, but The Fluffington Post will provide updates as this story develops.
Via LoveAndDoubt.
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