
Puppy Keeps an Eye on His Stock Portfolio
When it comes to building wealth, the high risk, high reward world of stocks is a great avenue to explore. Cooper, a Pug from Chicago, IL has been hooked on the markets ever since he opened an E*Trade account last year.
“He’s always on the computer checking his stocks,” said Eric Burke, a close friend. “And he’s got active investments in Asia, too, so he’s up all hours.”
While the dog has managed to build considerable wealth over the past 9 months, it has taken a toll. According to Burke the pup has lost a few friends because of his obsessive market-watching, and he’s starting to go prematurely gray around the tail area.
“All he ever talks about is stocks. It can get annoying,” said Burke. “Last week I asked Cooper if he wanted to go to the movies, and his response was to email me a chart detailing the stock performance of AMC Theaters vs. Netflix.”
Via vidadepug.
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