
Polar Bear Synchronized Swimming Team Ready for Olympics
This year, says team coach Thomas Scott, America is “taking home the gold” in polar bear synchronized swimming. The team has been practicing almost non-stop at the Bronx Zoo since August and has their tightly timed routine almost perfected, according to team sources.
The American squad will be leaving for London in June, hoping that the extra time in the pools at the Olympic Aquatics Centre will give them an edge when the games kick off in late July.
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