Polar Bear Is Sick of Lame Office Jokes

Polar Bear Is Sick of Lame Office Jokes

A polar bear working at a local area zoo is sick of all the office chit-chat.  He doesn’t want to talk about the Republican primaries, he doesn’t care about the Pauly D spinoff show, and, yes, he has opinions about the Mad Men season premiere, but he doesn’t care to share them with colleagues.

“He just wants to come to work, do his job, and go home to his family, without all of that forced water cooler socializing.  Is that so much to ask?” says the bear’s union rep, Tony Gagliotti.

Via ucumari.