Cat Falls in Love With Christmas Ornament, Angers Social Conservatives
Piglet, age five (pictured above) is in a committed, long-term relationship with a C-3PO Christmas ornament, according to her owner, Heather Paulo of Walnut Creek, CA. “They snuggle and chat,” says Paulo of the lovebirds.
However, the relationship has drawn the ire of local conservative groups, who maintain that romance should be between one man and one woman – not cats and plastic Star Wars merchandise. Mr. 3PO could not be reached for comment.
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