
Penguin Ditches Cold Weather, Moves to Boca Raton
Tired of achy bones and shoveling snow year after year, Marty the penguin finally packed it in and relocated from Antarctica to Boca Raton, FL.
“He’s been thinking about it for a while now,” says Joe Parnici, Jr., a neighbor and longtime friend. “And by thinking, I mean complaining. Glad to see he finally did it – not sure why anyone still lives around here in the first place. It’s miserable.”
Via Ben Fredericson.
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