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Cat Calls Dibs on Sunniest Spot in Apartment

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Cat Calls Dibs on Sunniest Spot in Apartment

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Manhattan cat Joey has carefully surveyed every square inch of his West Village apartment to determine the spot with the most sun. His detailed research revealed that the couch cushion closest to the living room window offered the best balance of sunshine to comfort, along with the perfect TV viewing angle and minimal glare.

Since identifying that spot, Joey has refused to move, according to sources close to the situation.

Roommate Natalie Alize said Joey’s claim over the spot was creating some tension in the apartment.

“I had friends over to watch TV last night and Joey wouldn’t budge,” she said. “It’s one thing for him to sit there during the day when I’m at work, but he keeps active dibs on the spot even when the sun’s gone down. He just really, really likes that spot.”

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REPORT: Guinea Pig Had the Best Halloween Party Ever

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REPORT: Guinea Pig Had the Best Halloween Party Ever

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Lester the guinea pig has always taken his Halloween celebrations seriously. This year, however, he may have outdone himself. 
As per usual, Lester planned his festivities weeks in advance. His costume had been meticulously crafted, and the decorations painstakingly hung. 
“Halloween isn’t just a holiday for him,” says friend Jeff Scheer. “It’s something else entirely. This year, he had spooky music. There were spiderwebs all over the place. He even had apple bobbing.”
Though the party was a success, one thing may have been overlooked. 
“He definitely bought way too much candy – full size bars, too!” says Scheer. “It was just kind of sitting there while people did the Monster Mash. Knowing him though, he’s probably already eaten all of it.”

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