Aspiring Police Dog Catches His Tail

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Sparky the dog has always known that he was destined for a life in law enforcement, and enrolled in the police academy last spring. This morning, The Fluffington Post has learned that the puppy already caught his first perp, weeks before graduation.

After a grueling chase, Sparky successfully apprehended his tail.

Brad Brody, a fellow aspiring police officer, explained how the arrest went down.

“Sparky’s always been very suspicious of his tail; all that wagging that he couldn’t quite see or control really put him on edge,” Brody said. “We were out in the yard today and he launched a sting, trying to catch the tail unawares. The tail tried to escape, but Sparky immediately gave chase.”

Sgt. Tony Reynolds, who visited the crime scene after the catch, said Sparky’s pluck showed lots of promise. “He’s a young guy, but he’ll be a top police dog one day.”

It’s unclear whether the tail will be charged with anything or whether this was more of a “catch and release.”

Via Bad Apple Photography.

Dog Regrets Watching Horror Movies Before Bed

Pibble, a puppy from Saskatchewan, Canada, thought he was a tough guy. He didn’t think anything would scare him. Then he ran into The People Under the Stairs on Blu-ray. 

“He was hiding under the cushions after about 15 minutes,” said roommate Sully Keyes. “I think he would have been okay if I didn’t send him to bed right after it ended. Boy did he have nightmares… howling in his sleep all night.”

According to Keyes, Pibble has vowed not to watch any more horror movies so close to his bedtime.

“And it wasn’t even that scary,” he said. “I think he might have just freaked out if it had been a classic like Halloween or Rosemary’s Baby.”

Via frollicking.