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Hamster’s Daring Escape Attempt Thwarted
A white hamster was seen jimmying the lock on his cage late Friday evening in what witnesses have called “an obvious attempt to escape.”
Despite the bold move, authorities quickly apprehended the hamster and returned him to his confines.
Via @Hamstagram.
Patient Cat Would Really Like to Use the Internet Now
A local cat has been waiting patiently for over 35 minutes to use the Internet. All she wants to do is just check her email and Facebook. It’ll take like, five minutes, tops.
Come on, guys.
Via puma1337.
Champion Crowned in World Ferret Wrestling Tournament
Ferret wrestler Big Show was named the winner of the WFW’s championship tournament on Friday. In the final match, Big Show defeated his longtime rival Tommy “The Weasel” O’Connors after 14 rounds.
While the matches are scripted and the outcomes predetermined, the choke hold that finally did The Weasel in was truly a spectacle of improvisation.
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Via @ackey_73.
PHOTO OP: I Brought You This Pine Cone
Via mljones1, by way of Handsome Dogs.
Confused Kitten Wakes Up On M.C. Escher-Inspired Staircase
Cody, a cat from Coral Heights, FL, was minding his own business, napping the day away when – bam! – he woke up stuck in some confusing surrealist nightmare landscape. "He’s been trapped on that crazy, tessellated staircase for three days,“ said a source close to the situation. Apparently, no matter which way Cody goes, up or down, he always winds up back in the same place.
Top engineers and theoretical physicists are being flown in from the California Institute of Technology in an attempt to figure out how to extricate Cody from his predicament.
Via mike3k.
