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Area Cat Fired from Shoe Store
An area cat has been fired from a local Foot Locker shoe store for “poor on the job performance,” The Fluffington Post has learned.
According to one assistant manager who spoke to us on the condition of anonymity, “Our real mistake here was hiring a cat. It became clear within the first few weeks working here that she had no idea how shoes work. I really don’t understand why we kept her on for three years.”
Via Mr. Greenjeans.
Dog’s YouTube Cooking Show is Viral Hit
Cooking with Newfie, a cooking show starring Bobby, a one and a half year old Newfoundland, has broken out on YouTube. The show’s 5 minute episodes now garner an average of 250,000 views and its star is said to be in talks with Cooking channel to distribute a half-hour television version.
“While I can’t speak to the veracity of rumors about ongoing negotiations,” said Clarice Thompson, Assistant VP of Audience Development at Cooking channel, “I can tell you we’re all huge fans of Bobby’s. He has a natural charisma that you can’t teach.”
The dog is a self-trained “home chef,” which some critics think adds to his appeal.
Via robbieMacphotos.
PHOTO OP: One Blue Eye
Via Vibragiel.
Pennsylvania Pom’s Ego Is Out of Control
Ever since he was featured as “Pet of the Week” in a Bethlehem, PA newspaper, Peanut the Pomeranian has been prancing around like he owns the place.
“He is extremely spoiled and photogenic,” says Melissa Bell, a source close to the situation. Bell tells The Fluffington Post that Peanut has lost sight of the simpler things. “His favorite snack is chicken jerky, and he’d much rather have a home-cooked meal than doggie kibble.”
Area Kitten Can’t Find Dry Cleaning Receipt
A local kitten has looked everywhere for her dry cleaning ticket. The receipt is for a really nice blouse that she dropped off last Tuesday, and now she can’t find it anywhere.
Witnesses say she has looked in all of her pockets and under the bed. If she goes back to the cleaners without the ticket, they’re going to give her a hard time, so she really needs to find that thing.
Seriously guys, where did she put it?
Via Nanda Nur Ilmayanti.
