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Dog Suffers Mid-Life Crisis, Buys Convertible
Sources close to Jackson, a California dog, say he’s going through a phase.
“He’s looking back on his life and wondering where it all went,” says Jeremy Swanson, Jackson’s college roommate. “If buying a sexy car makes him feel better about that, then why not? He can certainly afford it.”
Submitted by Michael Moore.
Cat Model Quits After Photo Shoot Tiff
“In his 15 years in front of the camera, Tony has never dealt with such rampant unprofessionalism.”
That’s the word from the cat model’s agent after the temperamental coverboy stormed off a shoot for the newest line of AppleHats™.
“Tony is an industry veteran, and he demands respect,” says agent Randy Sims. “The product barely fit him, the lighting was terrible, and quite frankly, the pay was second tier.”
Submitted by Kyna Hamill.
Area Cat Nervous About Job Interview
While the economy is creeping out of recession, many Americans are still seeking work. For those out of the game for months or even years, a job interview can be both exciting and daunting.
Harold the cat is no exception. His upcoming interview for an accounts payable position at a local retail chain has him nervous.
“He’s totally qualified and he knows it,” says Morgan Kerr, a family friend. “But there’s a lot riding on the gig, so he’s kind of freaking out.”
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