Prolific Cat Has Written 12 Novels

Area cat Lavanda is the author of 12 novels, but she has yet to allow friends to read a single one.  "She’s a very private cat,“ says one friend. "I’ve tried to get her to submit her stories to an agent, but Lavanda writes for Lavanda.  She might have another Harry Potter on her hands, but that’s not why she writes.”

Via Karen Blix. 

Disrespectful Cat Takes Up “Half the Couch”

Foo Foo the cat makes sitting an art form.  When she needs a place to sit, she doesn’t ask politely for a space on the couch – she just takes it.  And she lounges with a luxury that tends to annoy her fellow housemates. 

“She’s not a very big cat, but she takes up half the couch, and she never respects safe seat rules,” says roommate Debbie Ahn.  "it’s kind of rude, frankly.“

Via End of Level Boss.