PHOTO OP: Lavatory Cats
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New AlarmCat Will Wake You Up On Time
Forget clocks and apps. When you need a living, breathing wake-up call, reach for AlarmCat.™
AlarmCat™ is guaranteed to wiggle around in your bed at the prescribed time every morning, without fail, or your money back. If AlarmCat™ can’t wake you up, nothing will.
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Local Dog Knows a Secret, Tells No One
An Alaskan Malamute named Santa has a juicy bit of gossip that he plans to take to the grave.
“We know he has something good,” says friend Alana Walker. “But he won’t give it up. He just sits there, smiling about it. It’s driving us crazy.”
Via AcinarYoko.
BREAKING: Ferret Escapes From Alligator Jaws
A ferret has leapt to safety from the jaws of a ravenous alligator, escaping what would surely have been a gruesome death.
Authorities on the scene report no injuries, and the alligator has been taken into cust…
UPDATE: The Fluffington Post has received word that it is in fact a plush alligator, and that the ferret willingly entered the jaws because it “seems cozy in there,” according to eye-witnesses.
We regret this error, and retract our previous report.
Via iheartferrets.