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Hot Dog Hints at Global Warming
On an unseasonably warm May day in Austin, TX, a 6-month-old pup named Oliver was given a pail of water to drink. Rather than lap it up, he jumped right in.
“That’s the moment we realized: global warming is totally real!” shouts Caleb Wilkenson, a local scientist.
“He’s not a scientist,” says Dr. Harry Cobb, an actual scientist. “We’ve known global warming is real for years.”
Submitted by Joe Hanson.
Kitten Falls Asleep Reading World’s Most Boring Email
The subject line was simply “hi.” It seemed innocent enough.
But when Flower the kitten clicked on the fateful message, she knew the course of her day would be changed forever.
“hi flower, how r u? I’m good,” the email began. “I really just wanted to say hi and tell you that my mom finally got that mole removed, after like forever. I kept telling her, what are you waiting for?”
The message continued in the same vein from there. Needless to say, Flower passed out cold mid-sentence, and enjoyed a two-hour nap right there in the middle of the work day.
Via HembachG.
PHOTO OP: Happy Pup
Alice, Submitted by Amanda Williams.
STUDY: Frisky Kitties Are Happier Kitties
New research from The Institute for Animal Well-Being finds that cats who jump around frenetically and play with inanimate objects are four to five times happier than kitties who loaf around all day.
“How do we determine a cat’s happiness?” posits Dr. Cole Farmer, who conducted the study. “We ask them about their day, their aspirations, their sleep habits. It’s a lot of data to compile, and I don’t want to bore you with the minutiae. We just know, OK?”
Via Mary YacoyNoah.
Puppy Threatens to Cry if He Does Not Receive Treats
Sources on the ground tell The Fluffington Post of a three hour stand-off between an adorable puppy and someone holding kibble.
“It’s hard to tell exactly what’s going on down there,” says Reggie Colbert, an area resident. “But if they don’t give up the treats soon, there’s going to be tears. And it’s not going to be pretty.”
Authorities have advised the hostage to hold out as long as possible, but at this point, the outcome is anybody’s guess.
Via chloooooe.
