Pup Reluctantly Signs Up to Fight Zombies
When it comes to natural disasters, the chances of a Zombie Apocalypse aren’t very high, especially compared to hurricanes, earthquakes, or dinosaur attacks, for example.
But should one befall the neighborhood, a Shih-Tzu named Alice will be the first line of defense. She volunteered Wednesday to battle the walking dead – perhaps against her better judgement – should they shamble from the grave and threaten humanity.
“Look, she may not be exactly what you think of as your classic ‘zombie hunter,’” says Melanie Corman, a deputy of the neighborhood watch who co-founded the Zombie Defense Coalition (ZDC). “But she’s pretty handy with a shotgun. You wouldn’t think so, but she is.”
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Area Dog Strongly Suspects He Might Be Going to the Vet
Rufus, a local dog, has strong suspicions that he’s on his way to the vet. According to sources close to the situation, Rufus was asked if he wanted to “go for a car ride” about 20 minutes ago, and lured into the vehicle with a couple of milk bones.
He began to suspect something was amiss when the car sped past the dog park his family usually goes to about 10 minutes into the ride.
“He’s pretty sure they’re in the part of town where his veterinarian is located,” said a source who wish to remain anonymous. “I guess we’ll know soon where the car is headed.”
We’ll update this post as more information becomes available…
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