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Obama a No-Show at Hedgehog’s Tea Party

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Given his recent travels to Africa and a number of domestic stops in the U.S., surely President Obama would have some time to swing by Albuquerque, NM for a quick tea party.

At least that was Fiona’s logic. The hedgehog sent an E-vite to the White House three months ago, allowing the president ample time to respond and prepare (he is busy, after all),

“There was no RSVP, but she held out hope,” says Cameron Skilet, a source familiar with the situation. “She set the table, made snacks, and had some really delicious herbal on tap.”

Then she waited.

“She ended up eating everything herself,” says Skillet. “After waiting six hours, she finally acknowledged Barack probably wouldn’t make it.”

Submitted by Tanya Jeffries.

SnackChat Co-Founder Bails Over Office Politics

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A shake-up at one of the hottest messaging app startups of 2015 has employees and investors reeling.

Programmer and serial entrepreneur Enzo has departed SnackChat, the mobile client that lets users send pictures of bacon and peanut butter to each other, which he co-founded. The reasons are still coming to light, but sources close to the situation tell The Fluffington Post that he has been at odds with his co-founder and the board of directors over the direction of the app for some time.

“I know he had a lot of beef with Mittens,” a former employee of the company tells us, under condition of anonymity, referring to the company’s feline CFO. “Enzo really wanted to add a pork feature, and Mittens was pushing for tuna messaging. I’m not saying that was the whole disagreement, but it was probably the straw that broke the camel’s back.”

This story is developing.

via WhatIsASW

Baby Chicken Singing Trio Wows on ‘America’s Got Talent’

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Henrietta, Flo and Bonnie – remember those names. They make up the new all chicken singing group, Hensanity, and they killed it this week on America’s Got Talent.

Performing a cover of the Rufus Thomas song, “Do The Funky Chicken,” the chicks impressed judges with both their vocals and their dance moves.

“I just love you,” said Mel B. “You’re adorable and these birds can dance.”

The only judge who wasn’t impressed was Howard Stern, who thought the choice of music was cliche. He pressed his “X” button mid-way through their performance.

“They’re chickens, they dance, they sing, who hasn’t seen that before?” he said. “I’m sorry, I just don’t see how this is a million dollar act.” 

Via kookieandkipper_minipigs.