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Kitten and Bourbon Wear Matching Sweaters for the Holidays
To say that Norbert is a fan of Maker’s Mark bourbon is an understatement.
“He’s a super fan,” says Henry Timmons, a close friend of the cat. “This year, he went so far as to dress his bottle in a matching holiday sweater – and a pretty funky one at that.”
His family and friends say the Maker’s Mark obsession is a little over the top, but it could be worse. “He doesn’t drink it,” says Timmons. “It’s a lifestyle thing for Norbert.”
Submitted by Garland West-Arnold.
Jean-Claude Van Damme, a local french bulldog and noted troublemaker, was spotted at the park this morning refusing to give up his spot on the swing to a neighborhood child. According to onlookers, Van Damme had been on the swing for at least 45 minutes when he was approached by a young girl who asked if she could have a turn.
“And then he just stared at her for a few moments and kept swinging,” said Evan Singer, an eyewitness. “The rules on the sign outside the park entrance clearly state no more than 30 minutes per person on the swings. If you ask me, that puppy is nothing but a big bully.“
Via JCVDog.
BREAKING: Lion Will Not Seek Reelection as Jungle King
The days of the lion as the King of the Jungle are officially coming to an end. The Fluffington Post has learned that the lion will not seek another term in office and instead will retire from politics.
Last month, rumors began circulating that the lion had signed a seven-figure book deal with Simon & Schuster to pen his memoir and insiders suspected at that time that he might not run for another term.
A press conference is expected to be held tomorrow at the lion estate.
More on this story as it develops…
Via Tambako the Jaguar.