It has only been a month since Otis the cat signed a lucrative contract to be a hood ornament on the car of area podiatrist James Wellings, but sources tell The Fluffington Post that Otis has already quit.

“Things seemed to be going well,” said Alec Petrocelli, a dentist who has an office in the same building as Wellings. “But I hear the relationship started to break down last week when Otis started complaining about mouth bugs and James refused to spring for a wind screen.”

The cat’s contract included a rather larger signing bonus, which he’ll reportedly have to return. 

Wellings did not return calls and a spokesperson for Otis declined to comment.

via @babyanmlpage

A cheeky accent piece here or there is one thing. But Pudge’s roommate Jeff has taken Emoji mania too far in his latest refresh of their shared apartment.

“Jeff always works on a theme,” says Rebecca Solomon, a mutual friend. “Last year it was dinosaurs, the year before that it was Depression-era painters. The Emoji thing is a little odd.”

And Pudge is not happy about it. Emoji pillows, Emoji pattern curtains, Emoji rugs, Emoji drink coasters. “He’s fed up,” says Arthur Calloway, a source close to the situation. “He’s threatened to withhold rent or move out if Jeff doesn’t class it up before the end of the year. How is he supposed to host a holiday mixer when it looks like a sext vomited all over the couch?”

This story is developing.

via @pudgethecat