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Wealthy Puppy Tires of Yacht, Shiny Toys
Numerous reports out of South Florida confirm that marketing mogul and golden retriever puppy Bowden has grown bored with all the trappings that billions can buy.
“He was out on his yacht the other day but it just wasn’t the same,” says Jeff Adkins, Bowden’s personal assistant. “Something was missing, and I knew he felt it.”
Indeed, many of Bowden’s sports cars, infinity pools and in-home movie theaters (he has three in his Miami Beach mansion) have collected dust, of late.
“He’s looking for something money can’t buy,” says Aileen Kaufman, another employee. “Maybe a scratch on the head or something, I don’t know.”
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Area Cat Ready for Physics Test
They laughed at Twizzle the cat when she spent her entire holiday vacation studying. “You’re on vacation!” they said. “Stop working and have some fun!” they said. “Chase a bug. Nap in a window. Feel how your claws just slice through the upholstery on the couch like butter.”
Now they’re not laughing.
No one was counting on a big pop quiz the day back from holiday vacation. No one, that is, except Twizzle, who thanks to all that studying is totally ready.
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