Isaac, a tabby from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, is resting comfortably at home today after being stuck to a flagpole for eight hours on Sunday. The cat reportedly affixed his tongue to the pole as part of a schoolyard dare gone horribly wrong.

“I mean, it was a triple dog dare,” said eight-year-old witness Kyle Boucher, “so he couldn’t really say no.”

Experts agree. Dr. Carolyn Rivera, a professor of adolescent psychology at the University of Indiana who specializes in schoolyard taunts told The Fluffington Post that the “triple dog dare” is the most serious on the dare spectrum.

“Things usually elevate progressively,” she said by phone. “You start with a dare, then a double and triple before progressing to the ‘dog’ dares, which follow a similar pattern. By the time you get to a dare of the ‘triple dog’ variety, it’s almost impossible to refuse.”

The cat was removed the flagpole by paramedics and is expected to make a full recovery.

Via macy3596.

A shelter cat named Squeak from the Abandoned Animal Rescue in Tomball, TX has seen a huge increase in sales for his “pawmade” hammocks after an appearance on hit television show Shark Tank, even though he didn’t receive an investment.

“I think the TV appearance was huge for publicity,” said shelter volunteer Taryn Wilder. “I was shocked none of the sharks invested. It’s a super high quality product, but I guess they were concerned it couldn’t scale well.”

According to his Etsy page, Squeak makes every hammock to order using locally sourced and recycled materials. Since his appearance, though, he’s had trouble keeping up with orders.

“He sort of fell into this,” said Wilder. “He made the first one for himself, then some other cats wanted one and it just grew from there.”

Wilder expects that Squeak will enlist the help of others at the animal shelter to meet demand.

“There’s a pug named Mirabelle who makes these awesome tote bags. But she’s had trouble selling them. I bet Squeak could put her to work, though.”

Via Feverpig.