PHOTO OP: A Quick Drink of Water
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Piglet Drops 5 Pounds on Juice Cleanse
Piglet Drops 5 Pounds on Juice Cleanse
Looking ahead to bathing suit weather, local piggie Hamlet tried a number of diets in the hopes of shedding those winter pounds.
“He tried Atkins, South Beach. Nothing worked,” says Jeremy Blinn, who goes to the gym with Hamlet on occasion. “Then he found this fruit juice cleanse thing on the Internet. A week of smoothies and he’s like a new man.”
The piglet lost five pounds in the first two weeks, and plans to continue the cleanse through early April.
“It’s not a permanent lifestyle change,” says Blinn. “But it’s a great way to kickstart a healthy metabolism.”
Via _Reagan_SMASH.
PHOTO OP: Kitten Sandwich
PHOTO OP: Kitten Sandwich
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Puppy Unable to Secure Tennis Partner
Puppy Unable to Secure Tennis Partner
A local golden retriever puppy named Nacho has been unsuccessful in his attempts to pin down a partner for his doubles tennis match next weekend.
“If he can’t find a teammate, he’ll have to forfeit,” says Howard Jones, the referee who oversees the Saturday doubles matches. “I know that will just eat him up inside. He’d rather partner with Jabba the Hutt than throw in the towel like that. He’s very stubborn.”
Via Djross07.
Guinea Pig Decides to Order In
Guinea Pig Decides to Order In
According to reports, Urkel the guinea pig is planning to spend a quiet evening at home and order take-out, rather than go to the club with his friends.
“He decided to just take it easy, order some lettuce from his favorite salad delivery joint and maybe watch some Bones on Netflix,” said roommate Candace Meloy. “He’s just kind of outgrowing the party scene. This is more his speed.”
Via fasalfas.