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Cat Sleeps Through Alarm for 3rd Straight Day
A local cat is on thin ice with his employer after arriving late to work for three consecutive days. Smudge, pictured above, just can’t seem to wake up when his alarm clock goes off.
“Not sure if he’s sleeping so hard that he doesn’t hear it, or if he just forgets to set it properly the night before,” says his roommate Stanley Pincer. “His boss gave him one last chance, I really hope he doesn’t screw it up.”
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Dog Turns Party Trick Into Traveling Roadshow
A San Francisco, CA dog named Jack has long been a hit at family gatherings and cocktail parties.
“He can balance just about anything on his nose,” says Candice Yen, a source close to the situation. “Soup cans, footballs, cookies, you name it. People would give him a standing ovation at Game Night.”
It wasn’t long before Jack’s friend Mark Steinway saw an opportunity.
“I told him he’s too talented for these little parties,” Steinway tells The Fluffington Post. “He’s got to take that out on the road and make a name for himself.” Jack took Steinway’s advice, quitting his job in HR for a small publishing company and investing a chunk of his savings in a van, costumes, signage and a website.
“Stack on Jack was born, and we’re headed to 25 U.S. cities this summer,” says Steinway, who now serves as Jack’s tour manager. “There’s not a ton of money in these kinds of live shows, but we’re hoping for an endorsement deal to come through soon.”
Submitted by Nicole Lee.
PHOTO OP: Did Someone Say ‘Treats?’
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Lipstick Stain Reveals Puppy’s Secret Romantic Tryst
Sam the puppy didn’t want anyone to know that he was seeing someone from work, but the lipstick all over his face was a dead giveaway.
“He tried to pass it off like nothing was up, but I mean, he had a pair of big red lips imprinted on his forehead. There’s not denying that,” said Sally Winters, a close friend.
Though Sam still won’t reveal who he has been seeing, he did let slip that he’s been carrying on the romantic liaison for a little over three weeks.
“I guess he doesn’t want to jinx it before it turns into anything serious, or something,” theorized Winters. “I’m a little hurt that he doesn’t want to talk to me about it, but I understand. We’ve all been there.”
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