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Carolina Husky Can’t Seem to Get Comfortable

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Carolina Husky Can’t Seem to Get Comfortable

The Fluffington Post has confirmed that a South Carolina-based Siberian husky named Juno is having difficulty falling asleep.

“She just can’t seem to get comfortable,” says Alana Baskin, a source close to the situation. “She’s tried both sides of the pillow, curling up in the corner, getting a bowl of water – nothing’s working.”

A number of witnesses have expressed their concern, as Juno has an important presentation at work tomorrow.

“She needs to get some rest so she can bring her A-game,” says Jeff English, a colleague at the State Farm Insurance office in Summerville where Juno works. “The whole finance department is counting on her PowerPoint.”

As of press time, Juno’s eyes were still open.

Submitted by Arden Taylor.

Judge Orders Dog to Warn Others About Dangerous Tail Wagging

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Judge Orders Dog to Warn Others About Dangerous Tail Wagging

After twice knocking the lamp off the table due to excessive and overly excited tail wagging, a judge has ordered Clem the dog to wear a sign warning others of his rambunctious appendage.

“I’m not sure what good it will do,” said Laslo Coyne, who lodged a complaint last week after his iced coffee was nearly knocked off the table by Clem. “I mean, that tail is a menace, and no amount of signage will change that.”

When asked what he thought could protect his future iced coffees, Laslo wasn’t sure.

“Making him an outside dog, maybe? I don’t know,” he mumbled.

VIa emilyburz.

Kitty Day Spa Opens in Downstairs Bathroom

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Kitty Day Spa Opens in Downstairs Bathroom

A new day spa aimed at cats has opened in the downstairs bathroom. Previously occupied by a puppy dive bar, the new high end spa highlights the shift among businesses in the area toward catering to an increasingly feline clientele.

Called “Flush,” the new spa offers a range of services, including its signature swirly water massage.

“This is an up and coming part of the house,” said Melinda Baker, who owns Flush and reports that first week sales have been strong. “We’re really excited about the future." 

Via iamknut.