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BREAKING: Living Dinosaur Spotted in Chicago

The triceratops, a dinosaur from the Cretaceous Period thought to be extinct for at least 65 million years, may be alive and well in Chicago, IL. Numerous residents there claim they’ve seen the dino in an apartment complex.

“Three horns, scaly neck thing – yep, it was definitely a triceratops,” says Maggie Oswald, an area resident who spotted the beast on Monday evening. “It had huge claws and was tearing up the furniture. I’ve never seen a creature behave like that. Truly prehistoric!”

Paleontologists from Chicago University are enroute to the scene.

“We need to get blood samples, check the DNA and monitor its behavior,” says Dr. Randy Sniderman. “We have no idea how this creature could possibly be alive. It’s a real Jurassic Park scenario.”

The Fluffington Post will keep you updated as this story develops.

UPDATE: It’s just a cat in a dinosaur costume. We regret the error.

Captain Pancakes, submitted by Gracie Hagen.

Dog Reunited With Lawn

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Dog Reunited With Lawn

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

In her old age, Kiki the dog has seen just about everything. Even so, she probably wasn’t expecting the surprise that awaited her late last week – the old lawn she used to romp on as a puppy.

“We’d heard about Kiki and knew she’d been trying to track down her old lawn,” says Meg Horton, host of Reunions on the Oxygen Network. “Apparently they’d been separated for some time. We knew we could help her out.”

Using official records and photographs provided by the dog, producers were able to locate the quarter-acre plot in the town of Allenhurst, NJ.

“Kiki didn’t believe us when we told her we found it,” says Horton. “She had to see it for herself, and luckily our cameras were there when she did. She was so happy. And the new owners didn’t seem to mind.”

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Dog’s Funny Face Gets Stuck

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Dog’s Funny Face Gets Stuck

It turns out those warnings from mom were true – at least in the case of one basset hound from Chicago, IL. Bosley is known among friends for his antics and silly faces, often looking authority in the eye with a crooked smile or exposed tongue.

“No one minds a little playfulness, but we were concerned,” says Molly Feinstein, a source close to the situation. “He was making funny faces at least once an hour, every single day. It was only a matter of time before one of them stuck.”

On Sunday morning, Bosley met his own reflection with a gasp.

“It was his ‘crazy puss’ face, and he could no longer turn it off,” says Feinstein. “He consulted a few doctors to see if it could be corrected. They all told him it should fade over the next few weeks.”

Bosley is reportedly minimizing his social and professional contact until then.

Submitted by Steph Krout. Originally published on HelloGiggles.