PHOTO OP: Nap in the Park
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Feline Admiral Quashes Mutiny
Feline Admiral Quashes Mutiny
Sources aboard the HMS Tungsten tell The Fluffington Post that Admiral Jens, the first feline admiral of the British navy, has suppressed a mutiny aboard his flagship.
“Some of the sailors weren’t keen on taking orders from a cat,” says one source, who asked to be quoted anonymously for his own safety. “Admiral Jens made some unpopular decisions, and a few guys started talking about usurping his command. But the Admiral wouldn’t stand for it. He made an example of them pretty quickly. They’re all locked up in the brig now.”
The tactic worked. A corroborating source says that murmurs of mutiny have subsided completely, and everyone is back to work. Admiral Jens could not be reached for comment, but many consider this a victory for feline sailors everywhere.
Via @sabbyc72. Originally published on HelloGiggles.
PHOTO OP: The Love of a Fine Tree
PHOTO OP: The Love of a Fine Tree
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Dog and Parrot No Longer Speaking After Incident
Dog and Parrot No Longer Speaking After Incident
Murray the dog and Twister the parrot used to be best friends. But then came the incident.
Last Monday, the two were out at the park – part of their usual Monday routine – and things were going well, according to Minnie Carrothers, a friend.
“Usually Murray and Twister get ice cream before they head home,” said Carrothers, “but for some reason, Murray got it in his head that he wanted gelato instead.”
After a heated argument, a frustrated Twister nipped Murray on the nose.
“Now they won’t even speak to each others,” said Carrothers. “Stupid, right? I mean, gelato and ice cream area really similar.”
Via _erikamanca_.
PHOTO OP: Yum!
PHOTO OP: Yum!
Via Tina_S_White.