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Washing Machine Is Cat’s New Favorite TV Show
Washing Machine Is Cat’s New Favorite TV Show
Game of Thrones eat your heart out. According to Nielsen, the highest rated show among the coveted 2-4 year old cat demographic in the Wankowski household is the Washing Hour.
The show, which stars a rotating ensemble cast of the families clothes, follows the adventures of a young sock as he tries now to get lost and get clean in the rough and tumble world of the basement.
It airs each weeknight around 7pm in the washing machine. A spinoff, The Dryer Cycle, is set to start airing this fall.
Via elpida_stylianou.
Friend: Pug’s Personalized Home Decor Is ‘Tasteless’
Friend: Pug’s Personalized Home Decor Is ‘Tasteless’
When Kobi the pug decided to redecorate his apartment he made the decision to go all in. He commissioned life-size portraits of himself, pillows crafted in his own image and a stunning, albeit slightly creepy, 6-foot-tall bronze statue of himself riding a horse that stands in the foyer.
Kobi loves the new “me-centric” look. His friends are less enthused.
“Totally tasteless,” was how longtime pal Valerie Hubbard described the new decor. “I mean, the big portrait over the fireplace is a little much, but fine, I can live with that. But every time I go visit Kobi now, I have to literally sit on his face. Nope, I don’t like that at all.”
Via kobi_pug.
PHOTO OP: Horse Friends
PHOTO OP: Horse Friends
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Cat’s Lewd Snapchat Photo Sinks Political Career
Cat’s Lewd Snapchat Photo Sinks Political Career
In a move reminiscent of the Anthony Weiner scandal, a cat’s promising political career was thwarted this week when suggestive photos that were sent over the social network Snapchat came to light.
Qwerty the cat had been gearing up for a 2014 senate run, but experts now agree his political aspirations were all but dashed this week when gossip website TMZ obtained a lewd photo the cat allegedly sent to an aide. The photo was sent via Snapchat, a real-time picture application for mobile phones that allows users to send messages that automatically delete themselves once viewed.
Worse than the photo, according to political analysts, was Qwerty’s non-apology.
“If he had just ‘fessed up to sending the pic in the first place, his career might have been salvageable,” said Pamela Baptista, a political consultant. “Instead, he offered this lame excuse about how he thought Snapchat photos couldn’t be saved. He’s totally cooked.”
Qwerty could not be reached for comment.
Via natporn.