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Local Frenchie Can’t Stay Out of Trouble
Two sources close to the situation confirm that a French bulldog named Hamlin is constantly popping up where he doesn’t belong.
“He’s inside cardboard boxes, wrapping himself up in towels, hiding under the bed,” says one source, who asked to be quoted anonymously. “He’s just a big troublemaker, and he always gets away with it too. Probably because he’s adorable.”
Via hamlin_fb.
PHOTO OP: Out for a Stroll
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Duck Sidelined for Foul Play
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Ted the duck has been ejected from yet another game of pickup basketball for playing too dirty. Ever the competitor, Ted has proven notorious on the basketball court for his overly aggressive style.
“We warned him beforehand to tone it down,” says teammate Anthony Marsh. “But around the second quarter, he started with the usual stuff. Throwing elbows, trash talking. Fouling on purpose. Someone had to take him out.”
The duck was swiftly directed to the sidelines, where he continued shouting at players.
“They had to hold him back,” says Marsh. “I’m all for being competitive, but Ted always takes it way too far. If he wants to play again, he’s going to have to learn to cool it.”
Via pawpawprowlhowl. Originally published on HelloGiggles.
PHOTO OP: Naptime With Your Buddy
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Unicycling Cat Delights Birthday Party Crowds
Small businesses are the backbone of the nation’s economy, and Terrence the cat has had plenty of success ever since he started charging to perform his unicycle act at birthday parties.
“He’s been doing very well,” confirmed March Vassillo, a longtime client. “I generally have to book him months in advance now. Birthdays, garden parties… I even heard he’s playing the fireman’s ball.”
Terrence charges $25/hour and his rider requests a green room stocked with Fancy Feast a Evian bottled water.
Via furgione95.
