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Patriotic Pup Is Psyched for July 4th Parade

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Patriotic Pup Is Psyched for July 4th Parade

The annual 4th of July Parade is a bright spot on anyone’s social calendar, but for Tucker the dog, it is the best day of the year.

The pup has marched every year since he was born in 2010, and this year is no different. Tucker is actually unique among canines for his love of the holiday.

“Most dogs don’t like the 4th,” explained puppy expert Alison Crouse. “The fireworks are really scary, it’s easy to overeat on dropped hotdogs and feel sick, and the park is extra busy.”

But, according to friends, Tucker breaks the mold. 

“He loves everything about it,” said Will Remmlick. “But most of all, it’s marching in the parade, showing off his patriotic spirit and licking as many people as he can.”

Via MBK (Marjie).

BREAKING: Cat Stages Sit-In in Doghouse

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BREAKING: Cat Stages Sit-In in Doghouse

The long-simmering conflict between the cat and the dog has finally boiled over. Late last night, the cat reportedly seized control of the doghouse, and is refusing to leave.

“This has been simmering for months,” said Fluffington Post political analyst Terrell Astor. “So, it’s not totally unexpected. The cat has been threatening an action like this for the past week, and the dog has refused to meet for peace talks.”

The conflict is mainly about a dispute over access to the prime sun spot in the living room. 

Via sissinovaes.

Dog and Cat Wait 7 Hours for Cable Guy

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Dog and Cat Wait 7 Hours for Cable Guy

Roommates Paxton and Piper knew they had a problem when their home Wi-Fi network was unable to communicate with the Internet.

“Their laptops would connect to the network no problem, but they were unable to load any websites,” says Sherri O’Neil, a neighbor familiar with the situation.

After rebooting the router several times, Paxton the cat called the cable company.

“This was at 8:30 in the morning,” says O’Neil. “Comcast said they would be there within the window of 11 and 2. I’m not sure what Pax and Piper were planning to do with no Internet for hours. It must have been awful.”

What’s worse is that Comcast didn’t show up until 3:30pm. “Seven hours from when they placed the call,” says O’Neil. “They were so anxious the whole day. I could see them peering out the front door and looking for the truck coming down the street.”

The roommates eventually got their connectivity back, and quickly turned to the Internet to blog about their customer experience.

Via Titaniumchic.