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Bunny Crowned King of Downstairs

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Bunny Crowned King of Downstairs

All hail King Barney, new bunny king of the downstairs!

In a coronation ceremony yesterday, Barney, a two-year old rabbit, was officially crowned king of the entire downstairs area. The ceremony marks the end of six months of uncertainty following the death of Barney’s uncle, Thaddeus, the previous king. 

When King Thad passed without a direct heir – unusual among rabbits – there was a long and drawn out battle for succession. 

Barney was the eventual victor and was officially anointed king by the Kitten Pope yesterday.

His dominion stretches all the way from the disputed territories at the edge of the Dining Room Providence, to the couch cushion fort that watches over the Television Sector, back to the island in the Kitchen and over to the steps of the Upstairs Lands.

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Puppies Squabble Over Hawaiian Vacation

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Puppies Squabble Over Hawaiian Vacation

After winning a trip to Hawaii on Wheel of Fortune’s Best Friends Week, puppy pals Scout and Buster couldn’t decide how to split the winnings.

“The issue was really that they both want to take their girlfriends,” said Sam Ainsley, who lives next door to Scout. Apparently the prize package only came with two tickets – one for each of them, or for one of them with a guest. 

“I think they’ll eventually just realize they should go together,” said Ainsley. “But I really have no idea how they’re going to divide the PT Cruiser they won in the bonus round.”

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Sources: Area Cat Is Prepared for Winter

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Sources: Area Cat Is Prepared for Winter

According to multiple sources familiar with the situation, a local cat named Skittles is fully prepared to endure the winter of 2013-2014, and it’s only September.

“She doesn’t mess around,” says Hubert McKensey, Skittles’ longtime neighbor. “The slightest hint of fall weather sends her rushing to the attic to break out the Gore-Tex. She hates being cold, even a little bit.”

At present, Skittles is bundled up in about 13 layers of comforters, but that’s just the beginning, according to Callie Baumbach, a friend. “Expect at least four sweaters and a heat fan by mid-October.”

Via petecast.