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Feds Reign in Puppy’s Crime Spree
The FBI press service announced Sunday that notorious puppy gangster Wrinkles McGuff has been taken into custody.
“After countless mangled shoes and carpet stains, McGuff’s spree of terrible behavior has come to and end,” read the press release. “He has been detained in a Federal facility, pending arraignment.”
There is no word yet on a court date, but The Fluffington Post will provide updates as this story develops.
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Area Cat Proclaimed “Queen of the Jungle”
A local cat named Wollie Wu has secured the title “Queen of the Jungle” after a political power struggle lasting four to five days, according to sources familiar with the situation.
“It’s not exactly a democratic process,” says Eva Gledhill, a journalist who writes about Jungle politics. “But let’s just say you have to know the right people if you want to claim the throne. And by ‘people,’ I mean ‘cats.’”
Then there’s the question of “jungle” in the first place.
“Is it really a jungle, or just a group of ferns in the corner of the garage?” Gledhill poses. “Who can say?”
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Dog Family Scrutinized for Permanent Frown
by Ashley Welter, FluffPo Correspondent
Chicago residents Spike and Joan Miller have come under fire recently due to their permanently less-than-thrilled appearance. However, sources close to the family insist that they are indeed very happy.
Betty Silverman, 78, lives next door to the Millers on Partridge Ave just outside of downtown Chicago. In an exclusive interview, Silverman told The Fluffington Post, “I’ve lived on this street for 30 years, and the Millers are one of the nicest families I’ve ever met. If anyone judges them by their looks, well shame on them!”
The dogs moved to the Chicago just a few months after their first pup Billy was born, so that he would have access to the best academic and athletic programs in the state.
“Miller’s a bright kid,” said Karl Voigt, the football coach at Granite Ridge Academy, where Billy attends. “He’s got a great arm, too. Honestly, I thought grumpy was ‘in’ these days."
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