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Cat Upset After Hitting Comcast Data Limit

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Cat Upset After Hitting Comcast Data Limit

Biscuit, a Scottish Fold kitten from Memphis, TN, was distraught when she received an email informing her that she had reached her monthly 300GB broadband data limit.

The cat is a cord cutter and gets most of her entertainment via streaming video on Netflix, Hulu and YouTube. She attributes this month’s overage to a particularly high amount of binge watching.

“She just got into Supernatural and watched all eight seasons on Netflix in under a week,” said roommate Sophia Mason. “Plus, they just added the seventh season of Psych and she had to go back and rewatch the whole series.”

According to Mason, Biscuit is pretty stressed out about the whole thing because there’s still a whole bunch of Law & Order: SVU and Grey’s Anatomy to catch up on on Hulu.

“At least her plan resets back to zero before the new season of Orange is the New Black comes out. That would have been devastating,” said Mason.

Via cracker_biscuits.

Out of Work Dog Starting to ‘Get Weird’

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Out of Work Dog Starting to ‘Get Weird’

Friends are starting to get concerned about Tawny, a Shiba Inu pup who has been out of work for seven months. Pups say the dog, who was laid off from her job as a dog food taster last year, has stopped looking for a job.

“She doesn’t even leave the house anymore,” said Tony Malkoff, the dog’s across the hall neighbor. “She gets her food from FreshDirect, everything else from Amazon. Most of the day I think she just sits in her apartment watching Netflix.”

But it’s not the reclusive behavior that has friends worried, it’s what Tawny is doing behind closed doors.

“Last night she invited my wife and I over for dinner,” said Malkoff, “and when we arrived, she wanted us to participate in a scene-by-scene reenactment of 2009’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine. That movie wasn’t even very good. Plus, she wanted me to be Stryker. That makes no sense.”

Via mswingy.

GARDEN TIP: Plant Your Guinea Pigs Now

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GARDEN TIP: Plant Your Guinea Pigs Now

Spring is finally here, which means it’s time to start planting your cool-weather crops, if you haven’t done so already. Lettuce and broccoli are seasonal favorites, but don’t overlook guinea pigs!

Whether starting from seeds or sprouts, start your pigs in a small pot in a warm, but shady spot. Avoid direct sunlight if possible. Be sure to water your pigs daily, and use plenty of carrot tops, celery and lettuce as fertilizer.

In about 2-3 weeks, you should see some new growth. After the fourth week, your pigs should be ready to transplant into a small pig pen, lined with cedar chips and an exercise wheel. Enjoy!

Via wabbajackette.