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Puppy Attempts Gaming Marathon, Fails

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Puppy Attempts Gaming Marathon, Fails

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

The plan was simple: Sixteen straight hours of Call of Duty, then Fred would call it a day. Unfortunately for the puppy, the execution was a bit harder.

“I told him he was crazy,” says friend Mark Henning. “I mean, he’s a pretty hardcore gamer. But this seemed extreme.”

The pup was almost twelve hours into the challenge last Saturday when, unexpectedly, disaster struck.

“He straight up passed out,” says Henning. “He was on the France missions, too – those are the best.”

Though disappointed, Fred plans to attempt the feat again next weekend.

“I have faith in him,” says Henning. “He just might want to try more Red Bull this time.”

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Polar Bear Theme Park Hits Snag

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Polar Bear Theme Park Hits Snag

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

All Lars and Olaf wanted was their own theme park.

The enterprising polar bear twins had begun construction on the project, only to have it hampered by a fundamental lack of engineering knowledge. 

“They didn’t really know how rides worked,” says business partner and friend Anthony Malick. “The log ride was especially problematic – after they realized the mechanics involved, they kind of had to start from scratch.”

Barring further delays, Polar Land is now expected to open sometime this fall. 

“I can’t wait – and neither can our investors,” says Malick. “It’s going to be a big success, though – assuming they get the controls for the Polar Coaster worked out.”

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