PHOTO OP: Huck Looking ‘Gangsta’
Submitted by Lauren Traut.
Wealthy Chinchilla to Set Sail for ‘Round-the-World Voyage
Wealthy Chinchilla to Set Sail for ‘Round-the-World Voyage
After a amassing a fortune in the plastics industry, Jacob Sawyer, III (of the Newport Sawyers) plans to retire in February and attempt to circumnavigate the globe in a custom-built sailboat.
If successful, Sawyer will be the first chinchilla to accomplish the feat. The voyage is expected to take between 60 and 80 days, depending on how many snacks can be packed aboard the vessel. The business titan also plans to liveblog his experience via a satellite connection to the Internet.
Via CRITERISTIC.
Terrier’s Toupee Is ‘Completely Noticeable’
Terrier’s Toupee Is ‘Completely Noticeable’
According to friends, this terrier’s new toupee is simply not flattering. "I’m sorry, but it looks like he’s wearing a basketball net on his head,“ said one friend, who wished to remain anonymous.
Via STâ–²Y UP.
Kitten Brokers Landmark Peace Accord
Kitten Brokers Landmark Peace Accord
The long-held animosity between the cities of New York and Chicago over which has the better pizza is at a tentative abeyance this morning after a surprise, late-night treaty was brokered by this kitten. Mayors from both cities have agreed, at least temporarily, to stop comparing crust size until a more permanent deal can be worked out.
Via Marchnwe.
Spanish Pup Earns Stripes as Park Ranger
Spanish Pup Earns Stripes as Park Ranger
In Cabrera de Mar, a small coastal town in Catalonia, Spain, a border collie has become the first licensed canine park ranger.
His duties will include guiding local tours and ensuring park rules are enforced.
Via Eduard Mayoral.