
Local Pup Desperately Needs a Bath
Cambria, a Yorkie-Maltese mix (or “Morkie,” as the kids say) is in dire need of a cleaning, according to reports out of her hometown. The pup apparently found a mud puddle and “went to town,” said one witness.
“She’ll definitely be taking a bath,” said bystander Chuck Philips. “But, you know, even spattered in muck, she’s still quite cute. Isn’t she? Who’s a dirty puppy…? Who’s a dirty… yes, you are… yes you are! I’m sorry, what were we talking about?”
Via artisticsiren.
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