BREAKING: Kitten Wins Mega Millions Jackpot, Promptly Loses Ticket
The Fluffington Post has learned that a kitten from the Washington, DC area named Whitey held the winning ticket for tonight’s $640 million Mega Millions jackpot.
However, in a bout of hysteria, he crumpled the ticket into a ball, batted it around the room, and lost it under the fridge.
Via Belal Khan.
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