
Experts: Kitten Martinis Better When Stirred
Though purists argue that martinis are always shaken and never stirred, expert mixologists at the famed Bemelmans Bar at the Carlyle Hotel in New York City disagree. "The delicate sensibilities of kittens require that they be enjoyed slowly and without vigor,“ said bartender Heather Sullivan.
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