Cat Has Unfortunate ‘Snacksident’
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
An area cat is said to be doing well this morning after suffering a freak snack-related mishap late last night. According to reports, Tucker was found at around 2 AM with his head hopelessly wedged inside a Fritos bag. Authorities tell The Fluffington Post that were it not for the quick action of paramedics, the cat’s head would definitely still be in the bag.
“That cat is probably thanking his lucky stars right now,” says officer Mike Hanley. “We’re still not sure how it happened, but at the moment it appears the cat was simply hungry. As for why he decided on corn chips, we’re honestly not sure. Besides, everyone knows corn chips aren’t for kitties. Corn chips are people food."
Via saja47.
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