USDA Says Kittens Are Part of a Balanced Breakfast
According to new dietary guidelines released by the USDA, a bowl of kitten is only part of a healthy breakfast that should also include whole wheat toast, fruit and at least 8 ounces of fresh squeezed fruit juice. The guidelines will officially go into effect in March – which is when they’ll inform things like public school breakfast programs – but we recommend following them immediately.
Via Alexandra Guerson.
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