
Husky’s Attempts at Camouflage Prove Futile
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
“There he goes again,” says Ed Daly as he gazes over at Achilles, his red Siberian Husky. For the fifth time today, Achilles has strategically placed himself on Daly’s similarly-colored bedroom carpet in an apparent attempt to camouflage himself.
“I don’t know what he’s hiding from,” says Daly. “If he’s got a problem with me, this is hardly the answer… Hey! I can see you!”
Daly surmises that it could be the new brand of kibble he’s been buying for Achilles, or the cute Pomeranian from the dog park that recently turned him down. “Dogs are strange,” says Daly. “One minute they’re licking your face, the next they’re practicing advanced cloaking techniques out of spite.”
Via LoneRedHusky.
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