
You Wouldn’t Like This Dog When He’s Angry
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
By most accounts, Toby the Cavapoo is a normal, mild-mannered young dog. That is, until you get him angry.
“Yeah, it’s like, some weird genetic mutation.” says Dylan Sparks, Toby’s owner. “Anyway, you can’t even get him mildly upset. I basically just give him whatever he wants.”
Sparks cites a recent episode where Toby, learning there was no more bacon in the house, savagely tossed him out of a window. “Needless to say, I make sure we always have plenty of bacon now,” says Sparks, rubbing his back and wincing noticeably. “Or, to be more accurate, he makes sure.”
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