Area Puppy Wanted for Melting Hearts
A puppy named Cali is wanted by federal authorities for melting at least 16 hearts in the course of one week. The cruel canine leaves her victims incapacitated and gasping for air before sniffing out her next target with callous indifference.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of Cali or her associates, please contact the FBI.
Via Reddit.
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