Guinea Pig Pals Regret Shopping Spree
Malcom and Griffin, two area guinea pigs, are deeply regretting their trip to the mall earlier this month. According to numerous sources, the two rang up a Visa bill totaling $5,592, after making lavish purchases at Lord & Taylor, Pinkberry and the Apple Store. "I’ve literally never seen someone drop $500 on frozen yogurt in a single go,“ said one witness to their shopping spree.
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