
Guinea Pig Voted ‘Most Likely to Succeed’ by Classmates
Waffle the guinea pig was delighted to learn that his peers had voted him “Most Likely to Succeed,” an honor bestowed at this morning’s yearbook committee meeting.
“He doesn’t have the best grades in the school,” says Cynthia Kimmel, Waffle’s classmate and good friend. “But he is really creative and very responsible. Everyone knows he’ll go on to do great things when he graduates.”
Via Maythavee Vangyusob.
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