Guinea Pig Cries Through Entire Sad Movie
A local guinea pig named Malcolm has reportedly cried through yet another rented movie. This, according to sources, is par for the course when it comes to Malcolm and movies over the past couple of months.
“Well, he just went through a bad break up,” said friend Tracy Bussler, “so everything sets him off. He should own stock in Kleenex. On the other hand, I have no idea why he keeps renting The Notebook.”
Via Castaway in Scotland.
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